Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery Subject: ADMINSPOTTING Message-ID: <[email protected]> From: gkb [stop spam] aber.ac.uk (Gary Barnes) Date: 28 Jan 1997 14:49:18 -0000 Organization: Ripoffs R Us X-No-Archive: Yes Choose no life. Choose sysadminning. Choose no career. *** Choose no family. Choose a fucking big computer, choose hard * * disks the size of washing machines, old cars, CD ROM writers *A* and electrical coffee makers. Choose no sleep, high caffeine *D* and mental insurance. Choose fixed interest car loans. Choose *M* a rented shoebox. Choose no friends. Choose black jeans and *I* matching combat boots. Choose a swivel chair for your office *N* in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose NNTP and wondering why *S* the fuck you're logged on on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting *P* in that chair looking at mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web *O* sites, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose *T* rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last on some *T* miserable newsgroup, nothing more than an embarrassment to *I* the selfish, fucked up lusers Gates spawned to replace the *N* computer-literate. *G* Choose your future. * * Choose sysadmining[1]. *** Gaz [1] It might fuck you up a little less than heroin[2]. [2] ObFootnote. -- /\./\ gkb [stop spam] aber.ac.uk (Gary "Wolf" Barnes) ( - - ) "Do not ask any lady to take wine, until you \ " / see she has finished her fish or soup." ~~~ - Hints on Etiquette and the Usages of Society
